were mangroves

 Before he moved to the inner city, he had always believed that security complexes were psychological.

He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were mangroves and water were for miles.

He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash.

His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself.

The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter.

No matter how beautiful the sunset, it saddened her knowing she was one day older.

They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use.

She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground would kill them if they touched it.

Be careful with that butter knife.

They improved dramatically once the lead singer left.

There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled.

She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead.

The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind of freaked them out.

His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars.

She wrote him a long letter, but he didn't read it.

When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery.

It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths.

The virus had powers none of us knew existed.

Having no hair made him look even hairier.

Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk.

The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive the next storm.

They say that dogs are man's best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory.

If you don't like toenails, you probably shouldn't look at your feet.

Nancy decided to make the porta-potty her home.

Not all people who wander are lost.

Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary.

The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other.

Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat.

If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas.

The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer.

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