baboons
There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but today wasn’t one of those days.
He had a wall full of masks so she could wear a different face every day.
He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should.
The book is in front of the table.
When she didn’t like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language.
Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession.
Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and they'll upset by the lack of biscuits.
Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons aren’t available.
Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence.
Smoky the Bear secretly started the fires.
It was the scarcity that fueled his creativity.
I was starting to worry that my pet turtle could tell what I was thinking.
Joyce enjoyed eating pancakes with ketchup.
The llama couldn't resist trying the lemonade.
The elephant didn't want to talk about the person in the room.
Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach.
Don't put peanut butter on the dog's nose.
Today we gathered moss for my uncle's wedding.
Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof.
Warm beer on a cold day isn't my idea of fun.
The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler.
You've been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah.
She insisted that cleaning out your closet was the key to good driving.
Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack.
Instead of a bachelorette party
He found his art never progressed when he literally used his sweat and tears.
After fighting off the alligator, Brian still had to face the anaconda.
The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other.
My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey.
Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships.
He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a cereal killer.
This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells.
The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc.
I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons.
Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin.
The snow-covered path was no help in finding his way out of the back-country.
The doll spun around in circles in hopes of coming alive.
The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly.
She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do.
The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use.
Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake.
I'm worried by the fact that my daughter looks to the local carpet seller as a role model.
He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses he'd used until then.
He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish.
She always speaks to him in a loud voice.
The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing.
As the asteroid hurtled toward earth, Becky was upset her dentist appointment had been canceled.
If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.
When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly.
There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer.
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